subarufag:

why did 6 wanna fuck 7

cuz 7 8 ass

(via slydig)

Chris-ta-fuh.
Lorna Morello (Yael Stone)  (via note-a-bear)

(via slydig)

bounoromato:

cokeflow:

I CAN SHOW U THE WORLD

HAVE YOU SEEN MY SON?

bounoromato:

cokeflow:

I CAN SHOW U THE WORLD

HAVE YOU SEEN MY SON?

(Source: blupesca, via eventried)

psyducked:

amandabymes:

At the dentist like

image

Can I have the number of your dentist?

(via slydig)

gossipgran:

i hit rock bottom like every 2 weeks

(Source: cannolis, via allisonarthent)

// so let me get this straight://

mallorylrc:

sparklyelegance:

rawrgoesjerran:

double06:

y’all bleed outta your vaginas

once a month, your panties look like a fucking murder scene

you are basically giVING BIRTH TO THE FUCKING LINING OF ONE OF YOUR INTERNAL ORGANS

and yet you just go about your daily business like

image

people with vaginas are fucking badass.

people with vaginas 

what are they called again?

They’re called people with vaginas because not everyone with a vagina is a woman.

whoop there it is

(via sweatergoblin)

territorialcreep:

your phone is captain America

(Source: multifandom-madnesss, via domofudgie)

"GENTLEMEN, WE ARE AT WAR WITH TROY AND MUST NOT DROP OUR GUARD AT ALL"

"sir, the enemy gave us a giant wooden horse"

"oh rad bring it in"

(Source: neptunain, via archangelruind)

tipsymaple:

I may not be a perfect person but at least I have never yelled at an employee in a store

(via i-am-mishafuckingcollins)

wiltingboy:

the good thing about me is that you can not talk to me for 3 weeks and then talk to me and I’ll be fine and still care about you the same way I did before

the bad thing is that I do that to people and they don’t understand that sometimes I just don’t feel like interacting with people.

(via batman-is-our-king)

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